Read this hilarious chat transcript of my daughter mercilessly having fun with a defenseless American moron (my daughter is "you"):
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hiyaaaaa
Stranger: how u doing doing
Stranger: u f or m
Stranger: how old r u
You: eleventy billion years old
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u a f or a m
You: sorry i don't speak idiot
Stranger: are you a female or a male
You: female
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: how old are you
You: 18
Stranger: nice where u from
You: sweden
You: you?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: no they don't allow msn in sweden
You: the government : (
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: do you use anythign chat
You: no the emperor has forbidden facebook and aim and stuff like that
Stranger: danggg
You: i know right totally sucksss
You: plus now that everybody has to dye their hair blond everybody just looks the same.. its really horrible
Stranger: that really sucks
Stranger: i cant live like that
You: i know im gonna move away from home the second i'm a legal adult
You: you're not legal till you are 29 in sweden..
Stranger: dangggg
You: i mean you can live away from home and stuff if you have permission from your parents
Stranger: what if u get married
You: only if you have permission from your parents..
Stranger: so u need permission from ur parents to get married
You: yeah untill you're legal
Stranger: i always wanna go to sweden also lol
Stranger: idk now lol
You: its a cool place for tourists you should totally come
Stranger: idk where to stay at thou
You: just be really carefull because there are certain districts they kill a lot of tourists and cut of their hair so they can make wigs
You: because everybody is blond
Stranger: fuck that lol
Stranger: no1 isnt chopping my hair off lol
You: no i get it.. what color is your hair?
Stranger: brown
You: if its blond you'll be ok
You: maybe dye your hair before coming
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: i do need to find a place to sleep at
You: i'd invite you to stay with me but the emperor doesn't allow sleepovers in stolcholm anymore.. not since elisa..
You: but hotels are super cheap
Stranger: lol ill sneak in
Stranger: wanna j oin me in the hotel
You: sure thing.. you just have to talk to my dad, or i will by thrown out of the village and have my clog medals taken away from me
You: but my dads cool, he doesn't mind.. just a formality you know
Stranger: ooo ok
Stranger: do you have any pics jw
You: http://www.klaus-ebbesen.dk/pic/gravbal.jpg
Stranger: real funny
You: omg i'm so embararsed i sent you the wrong link
You: so sorry this is a famous man from my country
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: so what is the link to ur pic lol
You: http://thealchemistblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/img_4462.jpg
You: omg sorry thats my dad just a sec i'll find the right one
Stranger: ok
Stranger: find it yet lol
You: sorry cant find anything but if you go oon facebook and search for iben hjejle you'll find me
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.billedbladet.dk/~/media/BilledBladet/Kendte/Nyheder/Iben%20Hjejle/Hjejlegldame.ashx?as=true&w=445
You: wait heres one
You: i was in the swedish american idol so i was in the news a lot lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u look pretty
You: i have to leave now the emperor says we have to go to bed
You: at exactly 7 o clock
You: or we will have our clog medals taken away
Stranger: ooo ok sorry bye
